So I just finished watching Thor again, right? And I'm realizing (just now, yeah, I'm kinda slow) that Heimdall? BIGGEST VOYEUR IN 9 REALMS. I mean. Hel-lo. The man watches everyone.

...that is potentially really, creepy. And really hot. There should totally be a Heimdall takes a vaction fic where he goes with Thor&Co to earth and like, schools them in what he knows about humans. Because. He's been watching long enough that I figure he knows quite a lot, right? Right. feel free to ignore my rabid rambling

+ Idris Elba's VOICE, y'all. It does things to me. It's the perfect balance of rumble and depth. I just. Wanna get lost in it. *daydreams*

NO, BUT ON THE REAL? WHERE'S ALL THE HEIMDALL FIC? I NEEDS IT. PLS TO BE POINTING ME IN ITS DIRECTION, POR FAVOR.

And, okay, you should know I totally dig the Thor/Jane relationship more after having viewed it again. It's still rushed but they're just so cuuuute. Augh, they'd make the most adorable babies.

Also, Darcy needs her own fucking movie. She's too awesome to behold. (Also, I'm sure I've said it before but Kat Dennings is a total babe. I'm so glad she's on that new tv show so I can see her every week. o/)

In other news, nicked from pineapple_infested, ( H50 Casting Spoilers )

Yeah. My life is complete now. :)

ETA: It should probably be known that I've been a bit obsessed with the yj_anone_meme lately. OBSESSED, okay? Because Superboy's daddy issues make for THE ABSOLUTE BEST angst fic. I just. Superman's an asshole and I've kind of taken to whining about it on Plurk all the time but OH MY GOD. I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

Oh wait, did I mention I was kinda sorta involved with the Young Justice cartoon/fandom at all? Er... cause I am. It's like I found my cartoon fandom soulmate or something, guys. If only they'd make Superboy asexual (so I wouldn't have to sit through awkward times with Supey and M'gann), I'd be in fandom heaven. As it is, I guess I'll just have to settle for cloud 9. :P

A few bits and bobs...

• HOBBITSES!
  
  
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• So, Lie to me was cancelled last month. I'm not surprised but I am a bit disappointed. :(
  
  Oh well. At least this means Tim Roth will be free to move on to bigger and better things.
  
  
• The Shat and Chris Pine. Arm Wrestling. ♥___♥
  
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• And seeing the two Kirk's together reminds me that Star Trek (all tv shows and movies) will be streaming on Netflix next month. Some believe it could even be as early as the first. Gaaah~ I can't wait. :3
  
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• & WE ALL KNOW WHO THIS IS:
  
  ONE WORD: GUNZZZZ~
  
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IT GLOWS IN THE DARK.



"My Other Ride Is a Light Cycle" at Threadless

DO WANT. :3
In other news, I saw Thor this afternoon. Papa Kirk is the beefcake to end all other beefcakes, people. MY GOD. Chris Hemsworth is built like a brick shithouse on steroids. And I would like to climb him like a very tall and sturdy tree, pls & thank you. Unf.

...yeah. Um. *cough* The movie was good too. Very enjoyable and whatnot. ( No, srsly. *SPOILERS* )

In other, other news: I have a crapload of comments to reply to and to make so if you were (for some reason) waiting or you thought I was ignoring you or whatever, I just thought you should know. I haven't done them yet but I will! Soon-ish. >.>

You ever have one of those days where people just do shit that makes you go,



THIS WAS ME TODAY. Because people just aldkfasldkfjsldfkjsd seem to be fucking with me today. And it makes me crazy.

In other news, I recently watched Inglourious Basterds. Didn't care so much for the movie (it's classic Tarantino *shrug* I still like Jackie Brown better) but I fucking loved the character, Hugo Stiglitz. Man's got this manly, rugged, UNF thing going and gott verdammt. Til Schweiger, will you marry me?

See evidence of my lust appreciation, with my new desktop background:



Don't hate. He's fucking pretty to look at.

• You think there will ever be a H50 convention? Because I? WOULD TOTALLY GO TO THAT. I WOULD GIVE UP ALL MY EXTRA ORGANS FOR THAT. I WOULD JUST. As long as it's not in Hawaii, k? BECAUSE SOME FANGIRLS DON'T HAVE THAT KINDA DOUGH, K?
  
  
• I haven't seen my niece today and I am going through withdraaaaawal. What even is this feeling? Oh my god, I have fallen prey to big eyes and tiny baby toes. WHAT SHOULD I DO???
  
  
• TOM HARDY'S PEEN IN GIF FORM. THIS IS REALLY NOT WORKSAFE. FYI. BUT OMFG THIS IS TOTALLY BETTER THAN THE BRONSON PEEN. THIS FREAKING GUY. IDEK ANYMORE. IDEK.
  
  
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been confirmed for The Dark Knight Rises! He's playing this guy:
  
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• Again with the H50, I know but YOU GUYS, STEVE TAKES DANNY OUT ON A DATE. IN EPISODE 1.20. ( NO, REALLY. I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. )
  
  
  
• RE: Being Human, Ms Meaghan Rath posted this:
  
  
  on Twitter today with the caption: "The cast of BEING HUMAN season 2"
  
  HOW SO DORKY, GUYS? HOW SO DORKY?

UMM... THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR NOW. ♥

The questions are lame but obviously-tired!Scotty at 0:58 is flippin' adorable. I want to take him to bed (not like that, you pervs or, at least, not in this instance...) and tuck him in and stroke his hair while he sleeps.* He's just. alskdjf;skdfj cute. OMG SCOTTY Y U KEEP DOIN' THIS TO ME, BABE? UR MAKIN' ME MELT LIKE THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST. And you know, I love that even though he's so obviously exhausted he still manages to crack a joke at his costars. ♥

* Someone needs to write a Steve/Danno ficlet in which something like this happens because Danny would be all "lemme just finish one more form, jackass." (Because he's totally pissed off that Steve had him running all over the goddamn the island for the past week and he's only had maybe 10 hours of sleep in the last 6 days and they finally, finally caught the bastards an hour ago, which was lucky because Danny's practically dead on his feet, and if he could just finish these last few forms today, that would be just, amazingly awesome because then he could go home and sleep and after he woke he could then spend the whole weekend with Grace like he had planned.) But Steve would be all "you're about to pass out, Danno. Lemme take you to bed" and that would totally just fly over Danny's head and he'd be all *grumblegrumble* "Fine," because the damn forms are all blurry and he can't even read them anymore, not knowing what he agreed to because he really is that tired. And Steve would be all :D. And so Steve would take Danny to Steve's house because he thinks Danny's "apartment" is a rat trap masquerading as an actual place of residence and then he'd "help" Danny undress and he'd put him in Steve's big soft comfortable bed. And then he'd give him this totally amazing and toe-curlingly good blowjob that Danny really wasn't expecting and Danny couldn't even fake!protest the receiving of this blow job because he's so exhausted and it feels so good, my god, Steve's *mouth*, and then Steve would swallow when Danny comes and Danny would be lost to the sandman's good will.

Or, you know. Something like that. *cough*

MY MIND IS A SCARY PLACE TO LIVE, OKAY? I KNOW THIS. DON'T HATE.

So basically I died. lulz

Antonio Banderas, ILUSFM. ♥

ETA: Adding this trailer of some movie called Dylan Dog, because Sammy Huntington is in it, what, lol. Surprise Sammy is always appreciated. :D

This will be a laugh riot? I think so.

Witwer tweeted this via @SammyHuntington just a little while ago before the show aired on the west coast.



"About to watch the show. We're losers."
I LOVE THESE GUYS SO MUCH. WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE? ♥

Witwer is the dorkiest of them all. People with glasses rock.

SAMMAAAAY. THIS GUY IS FLIPPIN' CUTE. THE END.

In other news, I haven't had a chance to see tonight's SPN yet! But I will. Soonish. Don't spoil me! :3

I also watched Ten Inch Hero recently and I have one gripe: ( spoilers )

@danieldaekim tweeted this today:


I'm still trying to formulate a response somewhat more intelligent then 'asldk;fjksldfsjkslfjsldkfjslkfhot'.