double pretzel?

So RE: Star Trex XI, the scene that could have had the Shat but didn't, as seen here at TrekMovie.com:

( the scene in question, cut for length )

You mean to say... THEY COULD HAVE PUT THIS IN THE MOVIE AND THEY DIDN'T? *PULLS HAIR*

DEAR ST XII WRITERS,

PLZ FEEL FREE TO PANDER TO THE FANS. IT'S ALRIGHT. People who were/are coming into the franchise for the very first time are aware that this is a reboot. They would have totally got it and understood. I really think it would have brought everything full circle and at the same time been THE MOST EPIC SHIT EVER.

I AM DISAPPOINT. ;___; PLZ TO BE BRINGIN' THE SHAT NEXT TIEMS.

YOUR PAL,
MOI<3

In other ST news, all Star Trek series are reportedly going to be available on Netflix starting this July... FUCK YES & THANK YOU VERY MUCH. \o/

You know what I really really want to see re: Hawaii Five-0 fandom? STRIPPER FIC. MORE TO THE POINT, STEVE-AS-A-STRIPPER FIC. I just. Don't even know where this comes from, to be quite honest. *facepalm* But imagine Steve (undercover or AU, I'm not picky) in nothing but tiny stripper panties (I hesitate to say 'thong', I'm not sure why) working the pole or better yet, giving Danno a lapdance. I just. Yeah. *thinks about it* Man's got a body that won't quit, y'all. I'm just sayin'... YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE HOT. AND AWESOME. AND LULZIER THAN ALL GET OUT.

Just. Think about it for a second, really think about it and then tell me the idea isn't an awesome. And, okay, mostly I just want crackfic. :/

In other news, I just realized today that I never thanked dwell_ondreams for the v-gift she sent me a while back. I thought that I had, could of swore I did, really, but going through my most recent posts I'm realizing... I didn't? And now I feel like a total flaky d-bag (flaky I usually am, d-bag not so much). But thank you Lynn, it was sweet of you and I appreciate it more than you know. *glomps*

And lastly, LJ tells me this is my 2000th post, whut. No, srsly. I cannae believe it. I've had this journal since 2003, how is this even possible? Funny that out of all of the things I've started and given up in my lifetime, fandom (via LiveJournal) is the one I've stuck with the longest. Not that I'd have it any other way. I've met some of the most awesome people I know through this here journal. Can't say I regret it at all.

And okay, I have to add:

Dear Self,

Way to go with posting about how you basically want to see O'Lock's ass in a thong for this here monumental post. Way to stay classy, girl.

♥,
moi

Nicked from planet_unicorn:

• Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
  
• Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
  
• Post them here for everyone to guess.
  
• Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
  
• NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

( the quotes... )

ETA: Dear Flist,

Please hook me up with the names of all your favorite books with awesome female characters because I would very much like to read them. If they're written by women, that's all the better but they don't have to be. I've been thinking about how awful some of my favorite books/series treat the women in them and I'd like to read something that does it right, you know? So... halp?

All my love,
moi

Dear Flist,

I've had this song stuck in my head all weekend,

SHIT IS CATCHY, WHAT CAN I SAY.

<3,
moi

& Kpop it may be, but those girls are fucking fierce in that video, y'all. My inner 13 year old shouts GURL POWERRRR~!!1! at the top of her lungs every time I listen to the song. It's kind of bizarre but also funny. Anyway, I blame my buddy L for karaoke-ing this song (which led me to the above ear worm when I came across it after looking up the latter on Youtube) Friday night. That one is catchier but not quite as fierce.

In other news, Scott Caan's favorite Hawaiian cake is called The Triple Orgasm. No, really. ( Photographical proof. ) And hey, our boy got himself nominated for a fucking Golden Globe! \o/ Oh Scotty, we can has Alex O'Loughlin as your date to the ball?

Why is there never any Neal/El-centric fic? I really want to read some Neal/El-centric fic. :/

♥,
moi

thus are my thoughts in the asscrack of the morning. i blame my sister, she woke me up with her incessant texting! lol j/k... sorta.