double pretzel?

DEREK FLIRTING WITH THE LADY COP. JUST. DEREK. FLIRTING. HE SMILED, GUYS. SSSMMMMMMMMMIIIIILLLLLEEEEEEDDDDDDD. IN CANON. I JUST. *HANDS*


I laughed so much. I'm dying that we didn't get to see the rest of his "conversational skills". I think I broke something laughing there, really I did.

And Derek saved Stiles from being mauled by Isaac (Isaaaaaaaaac <3). MM HM. JUS' SAYIN'.

Also, lol Jackson. AWW BB ILU. :3 inside I'm screaming 'suck it!' because reasons


God, I forgot this show was such addictive crack. It gives me feeeeeeeeels. And things. Mostly lulzy feels but also Derek-omg-Derek-I-missed-you-SO-MUCH feels. And other things too. But mostly that.

And now I totally need a fic where Allison is like, a totally boss lady superhero with a bow. And Stiles is her tech support! Scott is a total norm who knows nothing other than that his lady is amazing and she occasionally doesn't have time for him but whatevs because she's amazing and he's so whipped Stiles has no pity for him. And Derek is the brooding Batman-like superhero who the tech support can't help but fall in hilariously snarky love with. (Because he totally calls Stiles up for info all the time and dude get your own tech support!)

Also, Danny. Doing I don't know what. He'd probably be another supe. Like the normal, sane one mostly sane, I mean, the dude wears tights who sometimes has to work with these people and dammit he hates it so much why are most supeheroes so goddamn crazy?

And at the end Stiles totally turns into the Teen Wolf Superhero AU version of Oracle. Ayup. And then he and Derek bone on a rooftop. I blame Catwoman!

And Jackson is the damsel in distress. The end. o/

Ughhh. I need it. :|

Prompt coming soon to a kinkmeme near you? Probably. Tomorrow maybe.

Frick it's late. Night! <3