double pretzel?

Proof that a Kez is as ridiculous as you've all probably thought a time or two...

But I just. I kinda can't help myself? The Pacific Rim trailer is truly boner inducing. It's a thing, apparently. Watch it yourself:


You know what other movie blew my socks off it was so bad it was good? Battleship. Specifically the aliens/their battlesuits because ffs. That was some sexy ass shit, it reminded me of like. All the badass armor suits from Mass Effect and Halo and pretty much every video game ever that has never quite crossed over into like films/tv/etc even though it should have because AWESOME? Yes. Awesome. And I don't think it was even meant to incite that kind of reaction so... idek what my point was but clearly there is a precedent. I have a history of enjoying shit I probably shouldn't on a purely visceral level.

Yep.

...what can you do, eh?

ETA: Kate just said "it's like Gundam Wing meets a good ol' fashioned monster movie" to which I basically replied FUCK YES. BRING IT.

Um. Yes pls? YES PLS? YES PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I have good feelings about this movie. Please don't let me be wrong, movie gods. Please don't let me be wrong.

In other news, life is shit. Yes, it is shit. FUCK ALL THE JOB INTERVIEWS EVERYWHERE.

How have you guys been doing? I miss you all. I shouldn't have stayed away this long but, eh. You know. Issues.

(I did manage to see the last Twilight with a friend, the same one as usual, and can I just say: Thank fuck that is over? Because really. Thank fuck. Though I did maker her promise to see the Hobbit with me in return so \o/?)

Anyone seen Beauty and the Beast yet? It aired the other night I think and this image (that I got from a place that shall remain nameless) has me so goddamn tempted idek why. It's the eyes, I think. Gotta be the eyes. And the facial scar. And the beard which I usually don't like. (I blame Derek Hale, dammit.) Also Kristin Kreuk, guys. Idk. I'll probably end up watching either way because cat like curiousity but if you watch/watched let me know what you thought?

In other slightly related news, in the newspaper the other day was a front page article about how Disney World just opened up a Fantasyland themed section of the park! THERE WAS A PICTURE OF GASTON, GUYS. LIKE, A GUY DRESSED UP IN A COSTUME AND EVERYTHING. I just. I would totally ask if I could feel up his chest hairs because I am a complete and utter boob. #failing And there's a whole Little Mermaid section and sldka;sldkj Why couldn't they have that when I was a little girl? I wanna seeeee it. And I severely dislike going to Disney World. Ugh.

you want thingamabobs? i've got twenty! but who cares, no big deal, i want moooooooooooooooooooreeee~
sing it with me!
i wanna be where the people are i wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
walking around on those, what do you call em'? oh.
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet~
*explosion of feels*

I think it's time to break out ye olde vhs player...

ETA: Just read that Neil Gaiman's new novel for adults is up for pre-order on Amazon. It's called The Ocean At The End of the Lane. I'm not ashamed to admit it, I am really flipping excite. o/

I kind of desperately want this shirt :3



The Derek Hale Center for Werewolves Who Can't Werewolf Good
(and want to learn to do other wolf stuff too)

ETA: IMAGE NOW LINKED FOR YOUR VIEWING/SHOPPING PLEASURE. But just in case, buy it here at Redbubble.

So, blah blah Mass Effect Trilogy blah blah coming out on Nov 6th blah blah I don't really care. Except for this little bit of information...

Will the original Mass Effect be available as a standalone game on PlayStation 3?

• Yes, the original Mass Effect will be available as a standalone digital title through the PlayStation Network for $14.99. It will release the same day as the Mass Effect Trilogy on PlayStation 3.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the roaring thunder that is my screaming~

\o/

I am yet again amazed at how I will apparently never be able to get away from this series ffs.


I have been a flaky flake who flakes lately, guys. Sorry about that. Many annoyances in my life have just leant to me abso not wanting to deal with anything right now. I blame my family for their propensity to soul-suck. :/ Anywho, things should be back to normal relatively soonish. <3

Pick a number and I'll answer in the comments.

1 - Your current OTP(s)
2 - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind.
3 - A pairing you're surprised you like so much because it's unusual for you.
4 - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.
5 - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what.
6 - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom.
7 - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it.
8 - Do you prefer fictional characters or "real people"?
9 - What made you stop being in the last fandom you left?
10 - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr.
11 - How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom.
12 - Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for.
13 - Your favorite fanart or fanartist.
14 - Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor.
15 - Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of.
16 - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).
17 - A ship you’ve abandoned and why.
18 - A pairing that you wish more people wrote.
19 - Show us an example of your personal headcanon.
20 - Do you remember what your first fanwork was?
21 - Self-rec: What's your favorite fanwork you've created?
22 - Are you one of those fans who can’t watch anything without shipping?
23 - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms.
24 - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms.
25 - A fandom you’re in but have no ships from.
26 - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go!

(stolen from dwell_ondreams)

"The entire series has been an affront to expectation: we believe we can do something and we make it true; tell Shepard she can’t and she’ll call you back when she has."

"I guess what I wanted from the ending – what I’m still waiting for in fact – is my Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz moment. The point where we get to pull back the curtain, show this little glowing jerk just how artless and crass these options are, how ridiculous his whole existence is. I know it’s childish – petulant even – but I want to swim in the moment where my Shepard stands up and says, ‘No.’ Where she looks that shimmering monster of equation in the eye and says, ‘These are not real choices, and I don’t believe in you.’"

- Mass Effect 3: Why I Didn’t Like The Ending by Colin Dray

Yeah, I know people don't care anymore but I came across this just now and yes. YES. THIS. All the shit we accomplished against unbelievable odds. The ending should have reflected that.

That will be all. For now.

TEEN WOLF SEASON FINALE

THOUGHTS FEELS EMOTIONS ET AL COME AT ME BRO

( no but really )

http://teenwolfkink.livejournal.com/6131.html?thread=4261363#t4261363

...if you were to ask me what is wrong with me, I think I would have no answer.

All I know is: I WANT IT.

In other news, Political Animals was good tonight. Which is saying a lot since it's always good. I totally saw that thing that happened coming from a mile away. Called it!

Because the newest addition to my circle (that sounds sort of Stepford-ish, doesn't it? *rubs hands together gleefully* MWAHAHAHAHAAA~) fourteen_pavanes says she's getting into Deadpool and I offered to help sift through the ocean of Things That There Are To Read with a list or two.

( DEADPOOL COMICS: A LIST OF THIS, A LIST OF THAT )