double pretzel?

THINGS I AM PROUD TO HAVE ACCOMPLISHED LATELY

• I DRANK LIKE HALF THE PITCHER OF SANGRIA WE HAD AT DINNER TONIGHT. AND I OM NOM'D MOST OF THE FRUIT AT THE BOTTOM, TOO. \o/ IT'S BECAUSE IA M A WINNER. NOT LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN! BETTER! :P
  
  AND ALSO, TEQUILA SHOTS WERE HAD. HA HA HAAAAAA~ YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE. I MADE TACOS, BITCHCES. THEY WERE DAMN TASTY.
  
  
• I INCEPTED SOMEONE INTO WRITING THAT MARCUS/ESCA SPERMPIRE PROMPT I POSTED AT THE EAGLE KINK MEMEAND IT FEELS AWESOME.
  
  SPERMPRIES ARE TOTALLY MY NEW FAVROITE THING. ;D
  
  
• I WATCHED ALL OF S1 OF MERLIN. IT IS NOT AS CRAZYFACE AS CAMELOT BUT IT HAS A GWENNNNNN THAT I LIKE A LOT. GO GWEN!
  
  
• I CACME ACROSS THIS HOMG SOVERYY NOTSAFEFORWORK ARTHUR/EAMES FANART AND DIED. OKAY ID IDNT RAEALLY "ACCOMPLISH" *AIRQ UTOES* THAT BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD SHARE ANYWAY. THE MORE PORN THE MERRIER YES? :DDD

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO~

*FOR THE CONFUSED: IT'S NUYORICAN. PA = PARA.

I had a crap day. I am consoling myself with my dad's homemade oatmeal cookies because there was no tequila and J²!AUs.

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