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Spoilers for the last few episodes of both shows but this is less episode discussion and more crazy talk. I don't know where I get this stuff either, guys.

Suits

So I haven't actually watched the last two episodes yet? Idk. I just. Heard some vague hints of what happens (though I asked my mom to tell me what happens to Donna because I needed to know and D:) and I'm kind of apprehensive. Feels. Too many feels not enough happy endings and I just. Need to wait until I know things will get better.

But I... don't know. I kind of imagine this season ending like this: Jessica and Harvey and Mike finally manage to oust Hardman but Jessica, who now has no gun at her head fires Harvey. Maybe she fires him outright, maybe she has him resign or pretend he's leaving to start his own firm or whatever. Eventually, after he wallows in a pit of despair for a while, he does start his own firm and even though Jessica knows about Mike, it's not her firm, so she doesn't say anything. Either way? He's gone. And so is Mike.

Yeah. Idk but I'm trying to figure out a way that Harvey will be able to get Donna back and... that's all I've got. Not having seen the last episode doesn't really help in the 'imagine ways to get Donna back' department so... yes.

And anyway, I've always imagined that once Jessica found out the truth about Mike and that Harvey knew and was lying to her and putting the Pearson Hardman in jeapardy that she'd fire him anyway. It just seemed inevitable to me. As did the fact that he would eventually, after lots of prodding from Donna, start his own firm anyway so. There's that. It's kind of been percolating in my mind since sometime early in the first season. Now it just seems almost, slightly, plausible. Maybe. Idk.

I'm sure the writers' have come up with something better though but I kind of admit I would enjoy seeing that shitstorm, should it occur... /schadenfreude










Teen Wolf

SO. Last episode we find out that stalker!Matt is the Master (ohhhhh how everyone seems to love Doctor Who) and Peter gets inadvertently brought back to life by Lydia.

Theory for how this will pan out? Well. I don't know if you all noticed but when Peter's corpse grabs Derek's hand? The Alpha red, literally bleeds out of his eyes. So I'm thinking. Peter is the Alpha again and Derek is back to beta status.

For some reason I can't shake the feeling that at the end of the season or maybe sometime next season, who knows, Peter will get killed... by Scott. Because it feels like all season they've been showing us all the ways in which Scott would "make a better Alpha" (and yes, typing that makes me want to legitimately ralph in my mouth) which is hilarious because, he's really not. But anyway! Scott, with the way Derek says that he's "Alpha" of his own pack and little things like the way he tells Isaac in the rave scene to be careful (and Isaac looks fucking shocked that someone would think to tell him that also I really got a Scott/Isaac vibe there which was... weird which just seems like a very Alpha thing to do and is something that Derek certainly never does. Derek cares but he just seems to constantly look like he's completely out of his depth even though he puts on a brave face and does his best to act the part.

But that's just a rambling way to say that my thoughts of late have been thusly: Derek is no longer the Alpha, Peter is probably the Alpha, Scott will probably kill the Alpha and become Alpha and. I just don't even know what I will do with myself if that actually happense because Alpha Scott is a big bag of DNW. I know that he'd get written like he's just the most amazing thing to grace Beacon Hills ever but. Yeah, no. He's just a kid.

I don't know why I think this will happen, well I know why but, whatever. I just hope this is just my brain on insomnia talking and that I am wrong, wrong, wrong.

Doesn't hurt that I usually am, though, right?










In other news, saw The Dark Knight Rises yesterday and *FISTPUMP OF GODDAMN APPRECIATION* I kind of exploded of feels because No Man's Land parallels (and I need to go read that now), and augh. My heart almost burst from them, I swear it.

And now, I just want all the Bruce/"Robin" fic BECAUSE REASONS. And it's hilarious because I've never actually wanted to ship much of anything in any of the previous movies and I don't actually ship canon Bruce/Dick and yet.

I dunno. Nolan usually makes me want to not ship anything in actuality so it hit me by surprise. I mean, I think I've mentioned this before but I've read Arthur/Eames and I enjoyed it but I didn't actually ship it. I didn't come out of Inception thinking Arthur/Eames thoughts. (My mind was too busy being mindfucked for that.) And even on repeated viewings? Nope. Nada.

But mostly, I am just kind of pissed at how perfectly that movie leaves things open-ended for the next movie and yet that next movie is never going to be made. Not with this cast, anyway. And now I want to cry the crey's of a dismayed fangirl because actually having a movie with Joseph Gordon-fucking-Levitt as Robin would have made my fucking life and lajs;alskdjlskdj;alsdkjfs dlksjf. I am going to crawl into a cave of disappoint and not come out for days. Read: I'll be out Monday because it's Moonday but otherwise, yeah. *crys*

*motherfucking sigh*

Though yes, all imperfections aside (and I didn't have many of those) I enjoyed the holy fuck out of TDKR and Tom Hardy, beautiful man that he is, proves yet again what a fucking delight he is to watch onscreen. It was deliciously good for me (and I do mean his acting was nomtastic, not his attractiveness, though yes, that was, as always, good for me too). A bajillion stars for TDKR.

(ASIDE: Is there a ficmeme/kinkmeme for this out there in the DW or LJ wilds somewhere? Because I do have many, many ideas, gen and slash and even het and I just. Need. As weird as it feels, I want fic for this. All the fic. Loads and loads of fic. Give it here?)


And because it needs to be said: THE MAN OF STEEL TRAILER HAD ME JIZZING METAPHORICALLY ALL OVER MYSELF HOLY GOD NEED WANT NOW CAN HAS?

/end ramble