double pretzel?

Spoilers for the last few episodes of both shows but this is less episode discussion and more crazy talk. I don't know where I get this stuff either, guys.

( Suits )

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In other news, saw The Dark Knight Rises yesterday and *FISTPUMP OF GODDAMN APPRECIATION* I kind of exploded of feels because ( *possible spoiler* ), and augh. My heart almost burst from them, I swear it.

And now, I just want all the ( *spoiler* ) fic BECAUSE REASONS. And it's hilarious because I've never actually wanted to ship much of anything in any of the previous movies and I don't actually ship ( *spoiler* ) and yet.

I dunno. Nolan usually makes me want to not ship anything in actuality so it hit me by surprise. I mean, I think I've mentioned this before but I've read Arthur/Eames and I enjoyed it but I didn't actually ship it. I didn't come out of Inception thinking Arthur/Eames thoughts. (My mind was too busy being mindfucked for that.) And even on repeated viewings? Nope. Nada.

But mostly, I am just kind of pissed at how ( *possible spoiler* ) And now I want to cry the crey's of a dismayed fangirl because ( *spoiler* ) would have made my fucking life and lajs;alskdjlskdj;alsdkjfs dlksjf. I am going to crawl into a cave of disappoint and not come out for days. Read: I'll be out Monday because it's Moonday but otherwise, yeah. *crys*

*motherfucking sigh*

Though yes, all imperfections aside (and I didn't have many of those) I enjoyed the holy fuck out of TDKR and Tom Hardy, beautiful man that he is, proves yet again what a fucking delight he is to watch onscreen. It was deliciously good for me (and I do mean his acting was nomtastic, not his attractiveness, though yes, that was, as always, good for me too). A bajillion stars for TDKR.

(ASIDE: Is there a ficmeme/kinkmeme for this out there in the DW or LJ wilds somewhere? Because I do have many, many ideas, gen and slash and even het and I just. Need. As weird as it feels, I want fic for this. All the fic. Loads and loads of fic. Give it here?)


And because it needs to be said: THE MAN OF STEEL TRAILER HAD ME JIZZING METAPHORICALLY ALL OVER MYSELF HOLY GOD NEED WANT NOW CAN HAS?

/end ramble

So. Here's some stuff you may find interesting:

• GUYS. GUYS, YOU GUYS. GUYS. ( THE BEEFCAKE IS BACK IN TOWN HNNNN )
  Cut because Tom Hardy is too hot for your computer screen. Ikr? It's not something I really can control.
  
  
• IN OTHER NEWS,
  
  
  
  Dimples was at a Lakers game w/ his pa~ :3 STOP BEING SO CUTE, DAMMIT. (& YES I CALL HIM DIMPLES IN MY HEAD, SO WHAT.)
  
  
• sublunarymagic posted a link to a remix of the Inception music yesterday. It is off the charts cool. I implore you to stop by and check it out. :P
  
  
• SO DUDETTES, I'M LIKE, TOTES JEALOUS OF AUSTRALIA. SRSLY. WHY COME THEY GET TO SEE FAST FIVE FIRST? I JUST. Kinda need the gay on my screen? Or something... >.> Plus, it's like. Vin Diesel & The Rock. als;dfjslkfj WE CAN HAS???
  
  
• Oh, look. A stripper!Steve prompt at h50_au. And no one's filled it. Sad times, indeed. *coughcough* Why do I need this in my life so badly? *headdesk*

I'm kind of a spaz today, pls excuse? :3

CHRIS PINE AND TOM HARDY ON THE SET OF THIS MEANS WAR. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. UM. YES PLS?



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Also, the summary for This Means War: "Two lifelong best friends wage an epic battle against one another after they both fall in love with the same woman before realizing that she was just the object of their misplaced lust for each other."

WHAT? A girl can hope, right? :3

Also, re: ( Possible Batman 3 Casting Spoilers? )