double pretzel?

So I just finished watching Thor again, right? And I'm realizing (just now, yeah, I'm kinda slow) that Heimdall? BIGGEST VOYEUR IN 9 REALMS. I mean. Hel-lo. The man watches everyone.

...that is potentially really, creepy. And really hot. There should totally be a Heimdall takes a vaction fic where he goes with Thor&Co to earth and like, schools them in what he knows about humans. Because. He's been watching long enough that I figure he knows quite a lot, right? Right. feel free to ignore my rabid rambling

+ Idris Elba's VOICE, y'all. It does things to me. It's the perfect balance of rumble and depth. I just. Wanna get lost in it. *daydreams*

NO, BUT ON THE REAL? WHERE'S ALL THE HEIMDALL FIC? I NEEDS IT. PLS TO BE POINTING ME IN ITS DIRECTION, POR FAVOR.

And, okay, you should know I totally dig the Thor/Jane relationship more after having viewed it again. It's still rushed but they're just so cuuuute. Augh, they'd make the most adorable babies.

Also, Darcy needs her own fucking movie. She's too awesome to behold. (Also, I'm sure I've said it before but Kat Dennings is a total babe. I'm so glad she's on that new tv show so I can see her every week. o/)

In other news, nicked from pineapple_infested, ( H50 Casting Spoilers )

Yeah. My life is complete now. :)

ETA: It should probably be known that I've been a bit obsessed with the yj_anone_meme lately. OBSESSED, okay? Because Superboy's daddy issues make for THE ABSOLUTE BEST angst fic. I just. Superman's an asshole and I've kind of taken to whining about it on Plurk all the time but OH MY GOD. I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

Oh wait, did I mention I was kinda sorta involved with the Young Justice cartoon/fandom at all? Er... cause I am. It's like I found my cartoon fandom soulmate or something, guys. If only they'd make Superboy asexual (so I wouldn't have to sit through awkward times with Supey and M'gann), I'd be in fandom heaven. As it is, I guess I'll just have to settle for cloud 9. :P

SO BASICALLY, THIS HAPPENED: ( H50 S2 Spoiler pic~ )

And then I DIED.

OMG STEVEN. ALEX. STEVEN. WHATEVER. ORANGE HAS NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD. <3

Also, this: ( Another possible spoiler? )

Which you may have already seen, BUT IT BEARS REPEATING. Because DDK is one fine man but DDK in that uniform? YEAH. You know exactly what I'm talking about. ;D

A few bits and bobs...

• HOBBITSES!
  
  
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• So, Lie to me was cancelled last month. I'm not surprised but I am a bit disappointed. :(
  
  Oh well. At least this means Tim Roth will be free to move on to bigger and better things.
  
  
• The Shat and Chris Pine. Arm Wrestling. ♥___♥
  
  src: ontd_startrek
  
  
• And seeing the two Kirk's together reminds me that Star Trek (all tv shows and movies) will be streaming on Netflix next month. Some believe it could even be as early as the first. Gaaah~ I can't wait. :3
  
  \o/~~~
  
  
• & WE ALL KNOW WHO THIS IS:
  
  ONE WORD: GUNZZZZ~
  
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Alex Pettyfer to Play Young Channing Tatum in Male Stripper Movie

*COUGH* NEED I REMIND YOU WHY THIS IS PERTINENT?

So basically, my reaction: OH PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEEEEEEEASE. I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE SO HARD, HOLLYWOOD. PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE. XDDD

Funny thing is, I love male strippers in fandom but they usually make me cringe hard IRL. But then again, this is Channing Tatum voluntarily taking his clothes off. Unf. Plus, "Tatum playing a stripper mentor" is lulzy as all get out.

IDEK, YOU GUYS. WE NEED TO HAVE A STRIPPER APPRECIATION DAY OR SOMETHING. SO PLS, COME TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR EXPERIENCES WITH STRIPPERS (MALE OR FEMALE) AND REC YOUR FAV STRIPPER!FIC OR WHATEVER. IF SOMEONE WRITES ME THAT STRIPPER!STEVE/DANNO FIC I'D PROBABLY LOVE YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY AND THEN SOME.

HERE, HAVE SOME RECS:

Inception, Arthur/Eames
London Bridge by sorrynotsorry and it's porny sequel The Night You Can't Remember
Underneath Your Clothes by the_ragnarok

SPN RPS, Jared/Jensen
I know you from somewhere by annella
The Stripperverse by veronamay

Merlin, Arthur/Merlin
Grind, or STRIP CLUB PORN WITH PLOT FROM NOWHERE by kick_flaw
The One Where Merlin Has A Shady Work History by anonymous

The Eagle, Marcus/Esca
Strip For Me by anonymous -- It's WIP but still has by far the hottest lapdance scenes I've ever read.


STEVE APPROVES AND SO SHOULD YOU!

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IT GLOWS IN THE DARK.



"My Other Ride Is a Light Cycle" at Threadless

DO WANT. :3
In other news, I saw Thor this afternoon. Papa Kirk is the beefcake to end all other beefcakes, people. MY GOD. Chris Hemsworth is built like a brick shithouse on steroids. And I would like to climb him like a very tall and sturdy tree, pls & thank you. Unf.

...yeah. Um. *cough* The movie was good too. Very enjoyable and whatnot. ( No, srsly. *SPOILERS* )

In other, other news: I have a crapload of comments to reply to and to make so if you were (for some reason) waiting or you thought I was ignoring you or whatever, I just thought you should know. I haven't done them yet but I will! Soon-ish. >.>

So. Here's some stuff you may find interesting:

• GUYS. GUYS, YOU GUYS. GUYS. ( THE BEEFCAKE IS BACK IN TOWN HNNNN )
  Cut because Tom Hardy is too hot for your computer screen. Ikr? It's not something I really can control.
  
  
• IN OTHER NEWS,
  
  
  
  Dimples was at a Lakers game w/ his pa~ :3 STOP BEING SO CUTE, DAMMIT. (& YES I CALL HIM DIMPLES IN MY HEAD, SO WHAT.)
  
  
• sublunarymagic posted a link to a remix of the Inception music yesterday. It is off the charts cool. I implore you to stop by and check it out. :P
  
  
• SO DUDETTES, I'M LIKE, TOTES JEALOUS OF AUSTRALIA. SRSLY. WHY COME THEY GET TO SEE FAST FIVE FIRST? I JUST. Kinda need the gay on my screen? Or something... >.> Plus, it's like. Vin Diesel & The Rock. als;dfjslkfj WE CAN HAS???
  
  
• Oh, look. A stripper!Steve prompt at h50_au. And no one's filled it. Sad times, indeed. *coughcough* Why do I need this in my life so badly? *headdesk*

I'm kind of a spaz today, pls excuse? :3

You ever have one of those days where people just do shit that makes you go,



THIS WAS ME TODAY. Because people just aldkfasldkfjsldfkjsd seem to be fucking with me today. And it makes me crazy.

In other news, I recently watched Inglourious Basterds. Didn't care so much for the movie (it's classic Tarantino *shrug* I still like Jackie Brown better) but I fucking loved the character, Hugo Stiglitz. Man's got this manly, rugged, UNF thing going and gott verdammt. Til Schweiger, will you marry me?

See evidence of my lust appreciation, with my new desktop background:



Don't hate. He's fucking pretty to look at.

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS? WHAT THE--

DID O'LOCK COVER UP HIS TRAMP STAMP TATTOO, WITH ANOTHER UGLY ASS TATTOO?

WHAT IS THIS EVEN. I AM HEARTBROKEN HERE, FLIST. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. I AM DISMAYED. I AM CRUSHED, DESPAIRING, DISCONSOLATE, WOEBEGONE & MISERABLE. IN A WORD, I AM UNHAPPY. MAJORLY.

The tramp stamp is absolutely ridiculous but it is (was? ;__;) the one thing I loved about him wholeheartedly and without reservation. I just. Am aghast. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF, YOU GUYS.

Someone tell me this is a joke. Or that I'm not seeing what I think I'm seeing. Please.

• You think there will ever be a H50 convention? Because I? WOULD TOTALLY GO TO THAT. I WOULD GIVE UP ALL MY EXTRA ORGANS FOR THAT. I WOULD JUST. As long as it's not in Hawaii, k? BECAUSE SOME FANGIRLS DON'T HAVE THAT KINDA DOUGH, K?
  
  
• I haven't seen my niece today and I am going through withdraaaaawal. What even is this feeling? Oh my god, I have fallen prey to big eyes and tiny baby toes. WHAT SHOULD I DO???
  
  
• TOM HARDY'S PEEN IN GIF FORM. THIS IS REALLY NOT WORKSAFE. FYI. BUT OMFG THIS IS TOTALLY BETTER THAN THE BRONSON PEEN. THIS FREAKING GUY. IDEK ANYMORE. IDEK.
  
  
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been confirmed for The Dark Knight Rises! He's playing this guy:
  
  ( Cut for spoilers )
  
  
  
• Again with the H50, I know but YOU GUYS, STEVE TAKES DANNY OUT ON A DATE. IN EPISODE 1.20. ( NO, REALLY. I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. )
  
  
  
• RE: Being Human, Ms Meaghan Rath posted this:
  
  
  on Twitter today with the caption: "The cast of BEING HUMAN season 2"
  
  HOW SO DORKY, GUYS? HOW SO DORKY?

UMM... THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR NOW. ♥