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Spoilers for the last few episodes of both shows but this is less episode discussion and more crazy talk. I don't know where I get this stuff either, guys.

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In other news, saw The Dark Knight Rises yesterday and *FISTPUMP OF GODDAMN APPRECIATION* I kind of exploded of feels because ( *possible spoiler* ), and augh. My heart almost burst from them, I swear it.

And now, I just want all the ( *spoiler* ) fic BECAUSE REASONS. And it's hilarious because I've never actually wanted to ship much of anything in any of the previous movies and I don't actually ship ( *spoiler* ) and yet.

I dunno. Nolan usually makes me want to not ship anything in actuality so it hit me by surprise. I mean, I think I've mentioned this before but I've read Arthur/Eames and I enjoyed it but I didn't actually ship it. I didn't come out of Inception thinking Arthur/Eames thoughts. (My mind was too busy being mindfucked for that.) And even on repeated viewings? Nope. Nada.

But mostly, I am just kind of pissed at how ( *possible spoiler* ) And now I want to cry the crey's of a dismayed fangirl because ( *spoiler* ) would have made my fucking life and lajs;alskdjlskdj;alsdkjfs dlksjf. I am going to crawl into a cave of disappoint and not come out for days. Read: I'll be out Monday because it's Moonday but otherwise, yeah. *crys*

*motherfucking sigh*

Though yes, all imperfections aside (and I didn't have many of those) I enjoyed the holy fuck out of TDKR and Tom Hardy, beautiful man that he is, proves yet again what a fucking delight he is to watch onscreen. It was deliciously good for me (and I do mean his acting was nomtastic, not his attractiveness, though yes, that was, as always, good for me too). A bajillion stars for TDKR.

(ASIDE: Is there a ficmeme/kinkmeme for this out there in the DW or LJ wilds somewhere? Because I do have many, many ideas, gen and slash and even het and I just. Need. As weird as it feels, I want fic for this. All the fic. Loads and loads of fic. Give it here?)


And because it needs to be said: THE MAN OF STEEL TRAILER HAD ME JIZZING METAPHORICALLY ALL OVER MYSELF HOLY GOD NEED WANT NOW CAN HAS?

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A few bits and bobs...

• HOBBITSES!
  
  
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• So, Lie to me was cancelled last month. I'm not surprised but I am a bit disappointed. :(
  
  Oh well. At least this means Tim Roth will be free to move on to bigger and better things.
  
  
• The Shat and Chris Pine. Arm Wrestling. ♥___♥
  
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• And seeing the two Kirk's together reminds me that Star Trek (all tv shows and movies) will be streaming on Netflix next month. Some believe it could even be as early as the first. Gaaah~ I can't wait. :3
  
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• & WE ALL KNOW WHO THIS IS:
  
  ONE WORD: GUNZZZZ~
  
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So. Here's some stuff you may find interesting:

• GUYS. GUYS, YOU GUYS. GUYS. ( THE BEEFCAKE IS BACK IN TOWN HNNNN )
  Cut because Tom Hardy is too hot for your computer screen. Ikr? It's not something I really can control.
  
  
• IN OTHER NEWS,
  
  
  
  Dimples was at a Lakers game w/ his pa~ :3 STOP BEING SO CUTE, DAMMIT. (& YES I CALL HIM DIMPLES IN MY HEAD, SO WHAT.)
  
  
• sublunarymagic posted a link to a remix of the Inception music yesterday. It is off the charts cool. I implore you to stop by and check it out. :P
  
  
• SO DUDETTES, I'M LIKE, TOTES JEALOUS OF AUSTRALIA. SRSLY. WHY COME THEY GET TO SEE FAST FIVE FIRST? I JUST. Kinda need the gay on my screen? Or something... >.> Plus, it's like. Vin Diesel & The Rock. als;dfjslkfj WE CAN HAS???
  
  
• Oh, look. A stripper!Steve prompt at h50_au. And no one's filled it. Sad times, indeed. *coughcough* Why do I need this in my life so badly? *headdesk*

I'm kind of a spaz today, pls excuse? :3

Good god, between this and the niece, I've been having pangs, guys. WTF IS THIS EVEN? B/C I'D TOTALLY HAVE KIDS IF I COULD GET TOMMY TO BE MY BABY DADDY.

P.S. Comment & e-mail replies will be coming soonish. Just in case you were wondering...

• You think there will ever be a H50 convention? Because I? WOULD TOTALLY GO TO THAT. I WOULD GIVE UP ALL MY EXTRA ORGANS FOR THAT. I WOULD JUST. As long as it's not in Hawaii, k? BECAUSE SOME FANGIRLS DON'T HAVE THAT KINDA DOUGH, K?
  
  
• I haven't seen my niece today and I am going through withdraaaaawal. What even is this feeling? Oh my god, I have fallen prey to big eyes and tiny baby toes. WHAT SHOULD I DO???
  
  
• TOM HARDY'S PEEN IN GIF FORM. THIS IS REALLY NOT WORKSAFE. FYI. BUT OMFG THIS IS TOTALLY BETTER THAN THE BRONSON PEEN. THIS FREAKING GUY. IDEK ANYMORE. IDEK.
  
  
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt has been confirmed for The Dark Knight Rises! He's playing this guy:
  
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• Again with the H50, I know but YOU GUYS, STEVE TAKES DANNY OUT ON A DATE. IN EPISODE 1.20. ( NO, REALLY. I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. )
  
  
  
• RE: Being Human, Ms Meaghan Rath posted this:
  
  
  on Twitter today with the caption: "The cast of BEING HUMAN season 2"
  
  HOW SO DORKY, GUYS? HOW SO DORKY?

UMM... THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR NOW. ♥

Things in this vid that only reaffirm my complete and utter adoration for this man:

• omg his laugh, it is the stuff unicorns and rainbows are made of ♥ ♥ ♥
  
  
• the way he is very frank about himself, neverminding that the things he says are things that most people wouldn't admit to in general much less in such a public forum (and the fact that this is something he's done before, several times, in fact, continually floors me)
  
  
• the way he nervously scratches his head when he talks about his craft and how he approaches it
  
  
• how he said (when told he "gives good psycho" and then asked whether it not it comes from a "dark little Tom" inside him)

  "I'm naturally a quite fearful person, kay. So my job is just to observe and reflect people, I mimic them. So what frightens me, [what] I find a bit scary, then I portray in characters. That's it. That make sense?"
  
  "Little bit."
  
  "Somebody said, it's like you--if people are really nice and happy all the time you wanna look out for the darkness in 'em, but somebody who's dark all the time you wanna look out for the lightness in the middle of 'em cause they're probably pretty, pretty nice people. That's what I trade on anyway, dunno, so I go around and I get angry, it's cause I'm a sweetheart and I want everyone to love me."

  Cause that wasn't totally adorable at all. :3 (read: it totally was!) But not for the reasons your thinking, dear flist. It's adorable because he tries to play it off (that last line) like a joke but having seen him be brutally honest about himself (re: the second bullet point up above) before, it feels more like something he actually believes. SO BASICALLY TOMMY JUST WANTS US TO LOVE HIM GUYS. HOW CAN WE DENY THAT REQUEST? ♥
  
  
• again, his flippin' cute as shit laugh, especially at 4:55 thru 5:00. HE GIGGLED, OMG~ I CANNAE STAND THE CUTE *dorks out*

Finally watched Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hardy in Stuart: A Life Backwards. My reaction:

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Only more devastated. Tom Fucking Hardy, you guys. Sob.


*I don't have any emo gifs to really visually show my pain here, people. The Situation's ridiculous face will have to do.

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Because this journal needs a little Hardy to liven things up.

And then--and then, you guys, and then. I read this. AND DIED. How is he just so. Flawed and perfect at the same time. How does he even exist in the same universe as me? ♥

In other news, I had a pretty good Christmas holiday this year. Lots of family, lots of food, lots of music and laughter. It was pretty much the best holiday I've had in a long time. I have pictures and will probably babble on about them but that will happen later. Maybe. Present-wise, I got two sweaters, a set of pajamas, a karaoke game for the Wii, and a PSP Go. I returned the PSP (because lol when I said PS3, they heard PSP) and will be saving up to one day get the video game console of my dreams~ *sigh* A girl can hope, right? ;D

fuckyeahtomhardy is kind of like crack. Intevention, anyone?

Have some more pictures of the ever delectable Tom Hardy and the always fine Chris Pine from the set of This Means War:


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