double pretzel?

ahhhhhhhhhhhh someone come talk to me about suits. come onnnnnnnnn.

share the love. share the feelssssssss

in a word: pineapple!

feeeeeeeels

feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS~

Once you're a fan, I think you're pretty much in it for life. augh this show <3

( TEEN WOLF - OWOOOOOOOOOOOO~ )

God, I forgot this show was such addictive crack. It gives me feeeeeeeeels. And things. Mostly lulzy feels but also Derek-omg-Derek-I-missed-you-SO-MUCH feels. And other things too. But mostly that.

And now I totally need a fic where Allison is like, a totally boss lady superhero with a bow. And Stiles is her tech support! Scott is a total norm who knows nothing other than that his lady is amazing and she occasionally doesn't have time for him but whatevs because she's amazing and he's so whipped Stiles has no pity for him. And Derek is the brooding Batman-like superhero who the tech support can't help but fall in hilariously snarky love with. (Because he totally calls Stiles up for info all the time and dude get your own tech support!)

Also, Danny. Doing I don't know what. He'd probably be another supe. Like the normal, sane one mostly sane, I mean, the dude wears tights who sometimes has to work with these people and dammit he hates it so much why are most supeheroes so goddamn crazy?

And at the end Stiles totally turns into the Teen Wolf Superhero AU version of Oracle. Ayup. And then he and Derek bone on a rooftop. I blame Catwoman!

And Jackson is the damsel in distress. The end. o/

Ughhh. I need it. :|

Prompt coming soon to a kinkmeme near you? Probably. Tomorrow maybe.

Frick it's late. Night! <3

You know what's really addictive? ME3's multiplayer. I am actually getting pretty good at it. (My Quarian Infiltrator kicks a shit ton of ass, I'll have you know.) And I probably won't stop playing until I get a Drell. BECAUSE I WANT ONE. OOH SHINY.

(Have yet to even touch the regular game again. I know I will eventually because my gay!Shep demands it. I am a sheep.)


In other news, I watched a couple episodes of Young Justice today. I was about five eps behind. ( Can we talk about 'Auld Aquaintance' (1.26) for just a bit? )

Also, time skip! Dick and Tim. Dick and Tim and other people. But mostly Dick and Tim. And ickle Tim is such a woobieface omg this show. I wonder if there's going to be a Jason. <3

*cough*

So, I've got about 3 more eps to watch before I'm caught up but I have to space them out. Because if I watch them all at once I will literally expire from emotion. Feels. I got 'em.

In an interim from all the posts about my health (which, lets face it, have been kind of a downer in a sense) (a downer for me, not for you, dear flist/reading page/whatever) I am going to talk about Tron. Specifically, Tron Uprising.

( So. Tron Uprising. )

So basically, that was a long winded way of saying: I liked it. Will definitely be watching more when it comes out. :P

Other things that make Kez happy:


Went to the comic shop yesterday. Ended up having a very interesting conversation with my brother about the Ultimates universe and just how fucking awesome I find it. He (mostly) agrees.

Re: the crack tv show that has eaten my brain. In the middle of S3 (more or less) and have finally hit that point where I wonder if there's any fic out there. Hm. #slashfentendencies

It's half past three in the morning. I wanted to do an epic FUCK YEAH; all the things that make Kez happy post! but I am le tired and well. Here's three things that make Kez happy?

Thing one and thing two are two prompts I posted at the Skyrim kink meme that are getting filled:

• F!DB/Farkas, Hungry Like The Wolf
  
  My prompt was basically, what if they meet another way? only possibly more tl;dr but the fill is amaaaaazing. It has copious amounts of awkward!pining!stalker!Farkas which I fucking adore. Every update I've read has made me smile like a crazy person. It is the greatest thing ever, no lie.
  
  
• M!DB/Farkas, Farkas is a gayyyyy
  
  The prompt is obvious (obviously). And it has the sweetest Farkas I have ever read omg. And the M!DB is so ridiculously sweet too omg. They are cavity inducing but also? Completely believable. Hence the massive lovefest that occurs in the depths of my soul every time I read an update. Basically, it's fucking boss. Writer Anon should totally name this fic 'Big Gay Warriors' because that's exactly what it is.

Thing three is the crack that is Primeval. Like, for serious, someone explain to me why exactly I can't stop watching this show? Because my god, it's sort of awesomely bad while at the same time awesomely awesome and fucking lulzy ass dinosaurs are lulzy as shit. Just. What. I can't stop watching, you guys. What is even my life?

Also, someone come commiserate with me on the cock that was Stephen whatever his name and the thing that happened in Season whichever it was? Because oh my fuck. Oh my fuck.

That is all I will say until you come and commiserate with me in the comments.

Okay, not really, I lied because I have to say that Caroline? CAN GO DIE IN A RAGING INFERNO OF RUSTY DILDO'S OMG I JUST WATCHED. 3.03. fuck her so hard, dudes. so. hard. >.<;; which lol I kind of loved her at the very beginning

And lastly (I promise!) I just have to ask, what is it with British television's complete inability to go an entire season without ( *spoilery in context* )? Because jesus fuck. Let us not bring up the show that shall not be named, otherwise known as ( *possibly spoilery in context* ) because yeah. British TV has this innate ability to always break my heart. ;___;

( H50 )

( NCIS )

In other news, I watched Cowboys and Aliens the other day. My whole review is this: DAT ASS. DAYUM. Yeaaah, Daniel Craig's still got it. Unf.

And frick. My laptop adapter just died. This one lasted longer than previous ones but it's still really effing annoying. Argh.

So, last week, while I was sick, I watched all 12 episodes of Teen Wolf because of one of swing_set13's usericons. (That's right, I was incepted by an icon.) I thought I'd watch maybe one or two episodes just to satisfy my curiosity but two days later I had inhaled them all.

Just.

Unnh. Why is this so so satisfying? I cannot for the life of me explain it, but to steal a phrase (I've been listening to the Slash Report a lot, lately), I'm just going to say it was really good for me. It was sooo good for me. Like, I kinda just hit a trance of werewolves, alpha, Stiles omg Stiles, hunters, pretty pretty Jackson, Dereeeeek, shirtless!Derek, tattooed!Derek, Danny perving over shirtless!tattooed!Derek, Stiles pimping shirtless!tattooed!Derek, vulnerable!scared!he's-totally-a-bottom-irl-isn't-he?-!Jackson, Lydia being so catty but at the same time smart and awesome, Sherriff Stiles being somewhat of a hotass, Daddy Argent being somewhat of a hotass, Jackson being such a bitch omg I love him, Scott's mom being all-around amazeballs, Scott being... meh, & Allison being so damned pretty omg her smile but yeah. Derek and the shirtlessness. God, yeah, I enjoyed that though I still think he wasn't hairy enough to be a werewolf.

And while I kinda worry that ( *spoilers*/speculation ) I am already kinda dying for it. *facepalm*

And so then I go online, right? To learn a little more about the actors (and ohhh my god does the kid who plays Jackson ever ping my gaydar) and I find out that Dylan O'Brien (Stiles Stilinski, for the curious) had a youtube account when he was a teenager (like, 4 years ago all my creys, I feel old) and end up coming across this gem:

The kid was like, a comedic genius. (It reminds me of the first time I saw Shia Labeouf on Even Stevens back in the day. It blew me away because young kids just generally do not have the ability to be so spot-on with the comedic timing and whatnot, but he did and it was absolutely amazeballs.)

And I'm sure everyone in this fandom has already seen it but still. I think, out of all of the cast, he really has it. That je ne sais quoi that explodes into pure brilliance whenever certain actors/comedians are onscreen. He's just incredibly entertaining to watch. o/

In other news, still haven't watched this week's Merlin. Or Grimm. Maybe this evening? I haven't slept at all and had buisness that needed doing at ass o'clock this morning so I am like ten seconds from falling the fuck out. Good bye cruel world. <3