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Things wot I've been doing lately?

• Seeing The Avengers. I went today and. Just. TOO MANY FEELS, OKAY. TOO MANY OF THEM. I was all set to come and post them all but basically it would be me jizzing all over your screen and nobody wants that, trust me. I'm going to see it a few more times and maybe then I'll be able to use my words but until then? Let's try the NO SPOILERS JUST FEELS version:
  
  HULK SMASH. Hulks thoughts on gods. Tony's face. Cap's fucking everything. I just want to replay that whole minute of him punching the punching bag (it's in the trailer/the Captain America movie, totally not a spoiler) because it's bee-u-ti-ful. Beautiful. COULSON, YOU GUYS. COUL. SON. SON OF COUL. Just. You know what I mean. Loki's magnificent mane of gorgeousness. Fucking fast food. Just. What was that even, right? xD And then you know who (which, you might not actually know...) at the end just before the credits? !!! Avengers 2 is going to be so boss, I can't even. /fin
  
  And, okay, look, I saw it with my dad and even he, King of Complaints, loved it. So, you know. That's like the greatest ringing endorsement you could possibly get.
  
  This film defied all expectations. It was just so good and yeah. Idek. What are words. It's amazeballs, go see it.
  
  
• Playing a lot of Mass Effect. I'm dying these games are so good. I played ME1 waaayyy back when on XBox and just recently got 2 and 3 for PS3. I love the world, I love the characters (my fav from ME2 is totally Zaeed) and a really interesting story. I am almost done with ME3 (like, literally, I am about to go back to Earth and then see what all the fuss is about THE ENDING THAT EVERYONE IS KERFLUFFLING ABOUT) and yeah. Will probably cry when it's over. Such a fucking amazing story spanning across all three games so well. Truly top notch stuff.
  
  
• Actually using my Delicious? For fic remembrance purposes, of course. I know a lot of people have jumped the Delicious ship already but I haven't found anything I actually like better yet. Until then, Delicious.
  
  I don't actually follow anyone on there? So if any of you have one, do post a link in the comments because I'm nosy.

Erm, yeah. There are other things I could post about but I'm about to go finish ME3 so those will have to wait for... another time.

IN OTHER NEWS...

TOMORROW (TODAY, TECHNICALLY) IS FREE COMIC BOOK DAY IN THE U.S. GO TO YOUR LOCAL AND GET SOME FREE SHIT. Srsly, do it. Congregate with fellow nerds and be merry. It's going to be rad.

A random check over at comment_fic revealed that the prompts were all about haiku today so, of course, I haiku'd. I haiku'd my heart out. Or something. Whatever.

Posting the four haiku (is it just haiku or haikus?) I wrote for posterity. :P

Doctor Who, Mickey/Jake, doppelgänger.

Bodies entwined, he
Gets lost but cannot forget
Mickey, Mickey, Rick--

Any, any, first dance

Avengers, Steve/Tony

grind, blush, ear tips flush
two heartbeats throb in time, it
feels like making love

Any, any, breakfast in bed

Teen Wolf, Stiles/Derek

Hunger stirs but not
for food, the wolf corners his
meal under covers

Marvel, Any, Flying

Deadpool

He jumps, soars freely,
"I'm a bird! I'm a bird! Oh
sh--" and falls falls falls.

Any, any, first bite

Teen Wolf, Stiles/Derek

Like a peach, soft and
juicy, Derek sinks his teeth
into ripened flesh.

Okay, so it was five horrible haiku. But eh. It was fun. ;D

Also, hi. *waves* It's been awhile, I know.

avengerkink avengerkink avengerkink

o/ I just found my new happy place~

Um, okay. First page? This prompt about pies: Tony owns the chain PIES 'R US, which just happens to be across the street from a family owned pie shop called ROGERS' PIES. The baker at ROGERS' is the one and only Steve, and Tony attempts to woo him away from ROGERS' PIES to come and work for him. Steve refuses. A PIE FEUD COMMENCES. Pies are eaten, sex is had, contests are won and lost, and in the end: EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS.

Bonus points for an appearance by Dean Winchester as "Pie Judge."

...I kind of want to have really sleazy, back of the car, clothes half off, while we're fogging up the windows sex with this fandom. I want to go steady with it. ♥ ♥ ♥

In other news, I did not watch Grimm last night did you watch it, sublunarymagic? but I did download it to watch while I download today's episode of Merlin so? win/mfwin?

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I AM SO EXCITED I SHOULDN'T BE THIS EXCITED BUT I AM OH MY GOD
I JUST. A;KDLJFSDLKFJSLDFKJ OH MY GOD. IT'S GOING TO BE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED AND MORE ISN'T IT?

AND THEN THIS HAPPENED,

Tony: No offense but I don't play well with others.
Steve: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away and what are you?
Tony: A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
Thor: *laughs*

AND I DIED.





...WHY ISN'T IT MAY 2012 YET? :[